Also Known as “Mom”

Today’s Funny monday Theme was Lawyer Humor!!! So I had nothing in my own brain to share but we can all enjoy a quick and funny joke now can’t we?

A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item: “Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the corner to cross at the light, crossed the street and walked quickly to catch up with you. Got close and saw it wasn’t you. -$50.00.”