When did someone last break something of yours? Probably yesterday… I break things all of the time.
When did you last play hackysack, if ever? It has been many many years.
What was your most dramatic haircut like? When I cut it myself in college. I had super long hair and then chopped it off.
Hacking is basically breaking through the security that protects a computer or a website. What’s the closest you’ve come to doing something similar in real life? I tried to fool a teacher once in school and wrote a letter to get out of gym. It didn’t work at all…
In the world of stand-up comedy, a hack is a comic who steals jokes from other comics. Have you ever known a hack in your own field? I guess the closest thing could be when a parent names their child the same as one of my kids but really that is as close to anything I can think of.